The Sultanate of Fxxfzj is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.742 billion Fxxfzjians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fxxfzjian economy, worth 456 trillion xzjfs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,877 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Fxxfzj, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxxfzj's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fxxfzj is ranked 37,506^th in the world and 2,536^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.