The Sultanate of Fxfzjx is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.864 billion Fxfzjxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fxfzjxian economy, worth 535 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,663 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxfzjx's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fxfzjx is ranked 76,425th in the world and 1,944th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 38.64 quips per hour.
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Fxfzjx, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
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Fxfzjx, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
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Fxfzjx, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
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Fxfzjx, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
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Fxfzjx, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
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Fxfzjx, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
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Fxfzjx, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
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Fxfzjx, the industries of Fxfzjx are coughing all the way to the bank.
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Fxfzjx, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.