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The light of god burns strongly
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Drug Use: 27th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fuseikoku

Population8.224 billion

Currencyounce of human blood
Animalhomo sapiens

The Empire of Fuseikoku is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.224 billion Fuseikokuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuseikokuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion ounce of human bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,296 ounce of human bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fuseikoku's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuseikoku is ranked 345,826th in the world and 7th in Fuseishuu for Smartest Citizens, with 0.13 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Drug Use: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndMost Primitive: 40thMost Ignorant Citizens: 51stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdMost Devout: 61stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 202ndMost Cultured: 205thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205thFattest Citizens: 212thHighest Crime Rates: 278thMost Corrupt Governments: 612thMost Armed: 618thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,429thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,454thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,460thHighest Food Quality: 2,468thTop
5%
Most Authoritarian: 3,748thNudest: 4,971stLargest Black Market: 5,043rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,548thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,328thHighest Economic Output: 14,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,114thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 20,216thMost Influential: 20,813thMost Extreme: 26,473rdMost Income Equality: 28,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,476thMost Efficient Economies: 29,733rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Fuseikoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, people who have lived their entire lives in Fuseikoku are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.

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