The Empire of Fuseikoku is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.224 billion Fuseikokuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fuseikokuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion ounce of human bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,296 ounce of human bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fuseikoku's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fuseikoku is ranked 345,826th in the world and 7th in Fuseishuu for Smartest Citizens, with 0.13 quips per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fuseikoku, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
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Fuseikoku, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
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Fuseikoku, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
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Fuseikoku, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
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Fuseikoku, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
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Fuseikoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Fuseikoku, people who have lived their entire lives in Fuseikoku are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
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Fuseikoku, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
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Fuseikoku, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
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Fuseikoku, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.