Population | 9.977 billion |
Capital | Slumtown |
Leader | Chairman Jake Mao Paul |
Currency | cheque |
Animal | Landwhale |
The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.977 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,944 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,386 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,703,231 per year while the poor average 3,558, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Fudgedup is a bit more equal than the others, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Fudgedup is ranked 154,038th in the world and 15th in The Graveyard for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 42.38 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fudgedup, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
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Fudgedup, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
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Fudgedup, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Fudgedup is a bit more equal than the others.
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Fudgedup, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
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Fudgedup, the government is a law unto itself.
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Fudgedup, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Fudgedupian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
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Fudgedup, Chairman Jake Mao Paul has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
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Fudgedup, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
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Fudgedup, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Chairman Jake Mao Paul.
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Fudgedup, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.