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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 6th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
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Power
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fudgedup

Population13.354 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.354 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,825 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 436,257 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,069,020 per year while the poor average 4,142, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Fudgedup, and Chairman Jake Mao Paul's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 66th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 42,124.22 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 11thMost Armed: 11thMost Devout: 12thMost Primitive: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 52ndRudest Citizens: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82ndLargest Retail Industry: 91stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 128thMost Rebellious Youth: 130thHighest Disposable Incomes: 194thMost Corrupt Governments: 279thLargest Insurance Industry: 356thHighest Average Incomes: 672ndHighest Economic Output: 1,974thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,541stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,003rdNudest: 7,047thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,507thMost Stationary: 8,817thMost Influential: 12,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,414thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,078thLargest Populations: 23,998thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,600th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, Chairman Jake Mao Paul's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Fudgedup.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the Fudgedupian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.

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