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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Drug Use: 4thFattest Citizens: 5th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
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Power
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fudgedup

Population16.772 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.772 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 7,468 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 445,266 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,153,061 per year while the poor average 4,228, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Black tea is only available on the black market, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 303,873rd in the world and 51st in The Graveyard for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -29.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Drug Use: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 13thMost Devout: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thMost Armed: 14thMost Primitive: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thMost Rebellious Youth: 109thRudest Citizens: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 121stHighest Disposable Incomes: 176thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 309thLargest Insurance Industry: 374thHighest Average Incomes: 721stHighest Economic Output: 1,582ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,525thMost Efficient Economies: 2,674thTop
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Most Stationary: 7,568thMost Influential: 10,214thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,373rdNudest: 10,401stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,203rdLargest Populations: 21,939thLargest Black Market: 25,439thMost Pro-Market: 29,456th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.

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