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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
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Powerbroker
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fudgedup

Population9.977 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.977 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,944 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,386 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,703,231 per year while the poor average 3,558, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Fudgedup is a bit more equal than the others, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 154,038th in the world and 15th in The Graveyard for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 42.38 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thMost Devout: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21stMost Primitive: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40thMost Avoided: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85thLargest Mining Sector: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 104thLargest Retail Industry: 128thRudest Citizens: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 266thMost Corrupt Governments: 318thLargest Insurance Industry: 321stHighest Average Incomes: 812thMost Efficient Economies: 1,628thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,241stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,636thNudest: 7,239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,840thMost Stationary: 10,675thTop
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Most Influential: 14,401stLargest Black Market: 15,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,313thMost Pro-Market: 19,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,958th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Fudgedup is a bit more equal than the others.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Fudgedupian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, Chairman Jake Mao Paul has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Chairman Jake Mao Paul.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.

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