The Republic of Fubar Farms is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Elliott with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.043 billion Fubarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bovine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Fubar Farmsian economy, worth 108 trillion Pilfers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,599 Pilfers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,777 per year while the poor average 11,052, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

Private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Bovine to enjoy their national art, and immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs. Crime is a problem. Fubar Farms's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fubar Farms is ranked 259,227^th in the world and 9,515^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -131.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.