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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 513thMost Pacifist: 635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 641st
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Friend beetles

Population3.809 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Friend beetles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.809 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Friyndian economy, worth 777 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,102 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friend beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Friend beetles is ranked 259,090th in the world and 69th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 513thMost Pacifist: 635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 641stNicest Citizens: 717thMost Inclusive: 871stSafest: 872ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,393rdHighest Food Quality: 1,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,729thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,779thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,088thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,110thLargest Governments: 2,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,240thBest Weather: 2,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,541stTop
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Most Developed: 2,761stHealthiest Citizens: 3,077thLowest Crime Rates: 3,212thMost Cultured: 3,284thSmartest Citizens: 3,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,638thMost Efficient Economies: 3,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,092ndMost Secular: 6,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,924thHighest Average Incomes: 7,060thMost Income Equality: 7,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,312thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,751st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Friend beetles, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.

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