Population | 7.804 billion |
Capital | Frenopolis |
Leader | King Dummy Thicc the Turd |
Faith | Me |
Currency | Frencoin |
Animal | Freg |
The Empire of Frenostan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Dummy Thicc the Turd with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.804 billion Frenostanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frenopolis. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Frenostanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Frencoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 372,067 Frencoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and Frenostanians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenostan's national animal is the Freg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Me.
Frenostan is ranked 122,977th in the world and 5,430th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,203.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Frenostan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Frenostan, Frenostanians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
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Frenostan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Frenostan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Frenostan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Frenostan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Frenostan, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty.
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Frenostan's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Frenostan's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Frenostan, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.