The Retiree of Frenchy II is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.829 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Buckeyes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,271 Buckeyes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,884 per year while the poor average 24,358, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buckeyes.

Frenchy II is ranked 226,319^th in the world and 549^th in NationStates for Most Authoritarian, with 477.27 milliStalins.