The Dependent Territory of French Polynesie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President of French Polynesie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.956 billion French Polynesians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papeete. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong French Polynesian economy, worth 537 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,005 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, Papeete spends billions upgrading public transport, and Lutheranism has been named as French Polynesie's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Polynesie's national animal is the sea turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

French Polynesie is ranked 111,777^th in the world and 9^th in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 67.08 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.