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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 142ndLargest Black Market: 176th
The Exarchate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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French Albania

Population16.991 billion

CapitalAgde
LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithThe Massilian Mysteries

Currencyfrek
AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.991 billion Arbanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,191 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 482,107 freks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, political commentators say that Seraphin Makroleon's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Massilian Mysteries.

French Albania is ranked 38,598th in the world and 38th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,490.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 142ndLargest Black Market: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 338thMost Advanced Public Education: 448thHighest Average Incomes: 455thMost Secular: 684thMost Corrupt Governments: 777thSmartest Citizens: 794thLargest Agricultural Sector: 891stLargest Publishing Industry: 948thHighest Economic Output: 989thMost Cultured: 1,718thMost Patriotic: 1,935thLowest Crime Rates: 1,967thMost Developed: 2,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,135thLargest Governments: 2,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,626thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,170thMost Efficient Economies: 3,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,838thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,866thMost Stationary: 4,961stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,441stHighest Food Quality: 5,859thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,810thLargest Retail Industry: 7,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,091stMost Influential: 11,355thHealthiest Citizens: 11,405thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,997th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : French Albania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, political commentators say that Seraphin Makroleon's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across French Albania.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, graffiti graces every city's streets.

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