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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 79thLargest Black Market: 127th
The Exarchate of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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French Albania

Population20.548 billion

CapitalAgde
LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithThe Massilian Mysteries

Currencyfrek
AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.548 billion Arbanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,680 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 568,455 freks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Massilian Mysteries.

French Albania is ranked 4,387th in the world and 2nd in Wintreath for Most Stationary, with 3,448.70612616 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 79thLargest Black Market: 127thMost Advanced Public Education: 152ndMost Secular: 185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 224thHighest Average Incomes: 258thSmartest Citizens: 413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 576thHighest Economic Output: 586thLargest Publishing Industry: 889thMost Corrupt Governments: 908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,066thLowest Crime Rates: 1,182ndLargest Governments: 1,332ndMost Developed: 1,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,568thMost Cultured: 1,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,336thMost Efficient Economies: 2,426thHighest Food Quality: 2,885thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,697thMost Stationary: 4,387thRudest Citizens: 4,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,575thHealthiest Citizens: 4,577thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,095thLargest Retail Industry: 8,974thMost Influential: 9,383rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,500thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,330thMost Inclusive: 12,543rdMost Patriotic: 14,562ndTop
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Largest Populations: 15,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,130thMost Income Equality: 23,319th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 27th in the region

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