The Holy Blue Republic of Freespirito is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Makguru with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.061 billion Freespiritoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The very strong Freespiritoan economy, worth 164 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,815 coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,776 per year while the poor average 14,220, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the leaders of Freespirito are given the nod by their predecessors, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freespirito's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Macknosticism.

Freespirito is ranked 218,940^th in the world and 16^th in Empire of Macktatoria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10.51 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.