The Armed Republic of Freenity is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 707 million Freenityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Freenityian economy, worth 8.12 trillion Zenilis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Uranium Mining. Average income is 11,483 Zenilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, posters on 'Freenityian Values' advise against being proud of Freenity, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freenity's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freenity is ranked 219,483^rd in the world and 10,719^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 3.72 on the Hayek Index.