The Vanguard Nation of Freehold of Jeub is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jeubus Ariesmus with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.201 billion Jeubite Proletarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeubus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freehold of Jeubian economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion Wabbits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,656 Wabbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jeubus Ariesmus spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Jeubus City" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freehold of Jeub's national animal is the grilled scallops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freehold of Jeub is ranked 3,628^th in the world and 2^nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.74 law-abiding acts per hour.