The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 33.803 billion Freedom Fascistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,132 trillion Freedom Units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 358,907 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and equality looks curiously unequal. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 30,663^rd in the world and 534^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 62,449.93 Standard Monetary Units.