The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.149 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,721 trillion Freedom Units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,016 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, no one born in Freedom Fascists can fix a leaky faucet, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 192,798^th in the world and 7,667^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.84 Crimes Per Hour.