The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.248 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,245 trillion Freedom Units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 350,312 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Freetown is a police state during international summits, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 258,851^st in the world and 10,178^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.37 bananas ingested per day.