The Free Land of Freedom Africa is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.673 billion Freedom Africans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cocainaville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom African economy, worth 437 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,065 Freedom Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 771,846 per year while the poor average 7,345, a ratio of 105 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freedom Africa's national animal is the hairy eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church Of Freedominity.

Freedom Africa is ranked 5,295^th in the world and 14^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 114,778.74 Standard Monetary Units.