Strength through freedom. Peace through trade.
Rudest Citizens: 5,469thLargest Retail Industry: 6,691stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,267th
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Free Separatists of New Columbia

Population1.833 billion

CapitalTir na nOg
LeaderRonald Grump


The Confederacy of Free Separatists of New Columbia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.833 billion Columbian Separatists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tir na nOg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Separatists of New Columbian economy, worth 226 trillion Bitcreds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,523 Bitcreds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, the Jaguar is a protected species, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Separatists of New Columbia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Separatists of New Columbia is ranked 36,950th in the world and 88th in Wintreath for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,686.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 5,469thLargest Retail Industry: 6,691stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,267thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,954thTop
Smartest Citizens: 15,728thMost Influential: 15,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,184thMost Developed: 18,317thMost Inclusive: 21,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,828thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,967thHighest Average Incomes: 24,669thLargest Mining Sector: 25,075thMost Efficient Economies: 25,977thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,045th
Rudest Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the region

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