The Kingdom of Free Prairie Provinces is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 442 million Prairisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calgary Capital Region. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prairisian economy, worth 47.2 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,716 United States Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,182 per year while the poor average 7,963, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, concussed American Buffaloball players cannot remember their lineup position, and clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Prairie Provinces's national animal is the American Buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Free Prairie Provinces is ranked 52,463^rd in the world and 1,296^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,716.33 Standard Monetary Units.