The People's Republic of Free Eureve is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.078 billion Eureveans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egalisentia. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eurevean economy, worth 86.2 trillion nasars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 79,999 nasars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Eureve's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Eureve is ranked 255,888^th in the world and 1,627^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -131.02 on the Hayek Index.