The Jingoistic States of Freddorville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Freddor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.672 billion Freddorvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddorville City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Freddorvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion dens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,937 dens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freddorville's national animal is the chroock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freddorville is ranked 1,720^th in the world and 60^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.62 law-abiding acts per hour.