The SFBA Hyphy Userite Fendascum of Frattastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Josef K with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 37.303 billion Frattastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frattburg. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Frattastanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,133 trillion francolinos a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,618 francolinos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frattastan's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frattastan is ranked 329,131^st in the world and 5^th in San Francisco Bay Area for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.37 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.