The Estat Frances i Espanyol of Franxico is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tuco Benedito Pacifico Ramirez with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40.497 billion Franxicans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Nouvelle-Orléans. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Franxican economy, worth a remarkable 6,949 trillion pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 171,603 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Franxico's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Franxico is ranked 287,914^th in the world and 84^th in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.38 law-abiding acts per hour.