The Dominion of Frankstonia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.21 billion Frankstonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankston South. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Frankstonian economy, worth 430 trillion Golden Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,192 Golden Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, skateparks can be found in every city, and the nation tends not to learn from its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frankstonia's national animal is the Beer Bottle Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frankstonia is ranked 103,265^th in the world and 84^th in Karma for Most Patriotic, with 17.41 flags saluted per person per day.