The Dictatorship of Franco Espanola is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.621 billion Franco Espanolans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The strong Franco Espanolan economy, worth 218 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,441 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franco Espanola's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Franco Espanola is ranked 120,088^th in the world and 1^st in The Wakeist Shrine for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,089.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.