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Snakes don't take orders from Pigs FP
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,326thLargest Black Market: 13,417th
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
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Enforcer
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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FP Jones

Population3.36 billion

CapitalSouthside
LeaderFP
FaithPop Tate-ism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSerpent

The Incorporated States of FP Jones is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by FP with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.36 billion Southsiders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southside. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southsider economy, worth 251 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,768 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FP Jones's national animal is the Serpent, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

FP Jones is ranked 223,193rd in the world and 2nd in Riverdale for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.58 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,326thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,546thMost Patriotic: 24,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,930thMost Cultured: 25,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,498th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FP Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : FP Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : FP Jones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in FP Jones is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : FP Jones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in FP Jones, every week is blindness awareness week.

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