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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 298thSafest: 673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 701st
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fortune beetles

Population3.869 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Fortune beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.869 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortunian economy, worth 767 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 198,289 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortune beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Fortune beetles is ranked 274,223rd in the world and 85th in World of Beetles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 298thSafest: 673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 701stMost Pacifist: 746thNicest Citizens: 764thLargest Welfare Programs: 792ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 960thMost Inclusive: 1,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,629thBest Weather: 1,786thHighest Food Quality: 1,792ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,022ndLargest Governments: 2,076thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,100thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,348thLowest Crime Rates: 2,382ndMost Developed: 2,688thHealthiest Citizens: 2,715thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,113thMost Cultured: 3,485thMost Income Equality: 3,512thSmartest Citizens: 3,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,267thMost Efficient Economies: 4,429thMost Secular: 5,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,941stHighest Average Incomes: 7,726thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,549th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Fortune beetles, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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