NATION

PASSWORD

Die Free or Live
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,492ndMost Authoritarian: 8,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,865th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Fort McKinley

Population4.554 billion

CapitalShiloh Springs
LeaderMorris Young
FaithComrade Dr Lester Allens Will

CurrencyBrass Tack
Animalthree toed sloth

The People's Republic of Fort McKinley is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Morris Young with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.554 billion Mackies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiloh Springs. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fort Mackie economy, worth 343 trillion Brass Tacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,342 Brass Tacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fort McKinley's national animal is the three toed sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Comrade Dr Lester Allens Will.

Fort McKinley is ranked 291,066th in the world and 75th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 2.7766648896 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,492ndMost Authoritarian: 8,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,731stMost Patriotic: 14,851stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,627thMost Secular: 19,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,909thLargest Black Market: 27,974thLowest Crime Rates: 28,271st
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fort McKinley's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Fort McKinley, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort McKinley, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort McKinley, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort McKinley, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Fort McKinley altered its national flag.
  • : Fort McKinley relocated from Balder to Atlantian Oceania.
  • : Fort McKinley was refounded in Balder.
  • : Fort McKinley ceased to exist in Atlantian Oceania.
  • : Fort McKinley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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