NATION

PASSWORD

We Will Endure
Most Cultured: 7,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,897th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Footballers

Population1.609 billion

CapitalBitcoin
FaithFootball

Currencybitcoin
Animalfalcon

The Dominion of Footballers is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.609 billion Footballersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bitcoin. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Footballersian economy, worth 248 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,201 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Footballers's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

Footballers is ranked 26,058th in the world and 139th in NationStates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,890.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 7,417thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,897thHighest Food Quality: 9,455thMost Developed: 10,554thMost Inclusive: 11,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,909thSmartest Citizens: 12,723rdLargest Governments: 12,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,775thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,434thHighest Average Incomes: 14,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,544thHealthiest Citizens: 16,067thBest Weather: 16,470thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,843rdMost Influential: 17,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,068thLowest Crime Rates: 20,614thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,151stMost Efficient Economies: 21,761stMost Pacifist: 22,350thNicest Citizens: 24,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 24,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,542ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,058th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Income Equality: 81st in the regionMost Average: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Footballers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, the endangered saltwater humpback falcon is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Footballers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Footballers, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Mikeswill, Arithei, Patria Augusta, Nait, and Djenland.

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