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Ex unione multorum, Libertatis
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,237thMost Influential: 3,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,767th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fontesia

Population3.911 billion

CapitalPalusia
LeaderKantel
FaithYunyunism

CurrencyFontesia Dollar
AnimalFontesian Alligator

The Republic of Fontesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kantel with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.911 billion Fontesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palusia. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fontesian economy, worth 428 trillion Fontesia Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,460 Fontesia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, rumor has it that Kantel has won three lotteries in a row, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Fontesia's national animal is the Fontesian Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yunyunism.

Fontesia is ranked 18,441st in the world and 554th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.82 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,237thMost Influential: 3,673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,767thRudest Citizens: 5,090thMost Devout: 5,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,904thLargest Retail Industry: 8,976thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,918thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,243rdMost Developed: 12,711thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,960thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,075thHighest Food Quality: 14,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,822ndBest Weather: 15,116thMost Inclusive: 16,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,602ndSmartest Citizens: 16,696thMost Cultured: 17,170thHealthiest Citizens: 18,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,784thMost Efficient Economies: 23,818th
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Most Devout: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 145th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 332nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 367th in the regionMost Developed: 399th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 424th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 425th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 465th in the regionMost Cultured: 473rd in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 553rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 554th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 592nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 613th in the regionMost Stationary: 679th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 687th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 754th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 783rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 798th in the regionLargest Governments: 853rd in the regionLargest Populations: 955th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, rumor has it that Kantel has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Fontesian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Fontesia, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.

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