The Tribal Confederacy of Fometwan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by O'kunha Fonhunha with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.666 billion Fometwanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fumtumafumfna. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Fometwanian economy, worth 529 trillion Tiks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,459 Tiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fometwan's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Urs.

Fometwan is ranked 257,935^th in the world and 4,076^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,659.53 Standard Monetary Units.