You won't die Michael
Most Valuable International Artwork: 410thBest Weather: 2,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,264th
The Animatronic Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.181 billion

CapitalCawthon City


The Animatronic Land of FNAFia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.181 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FNAFian economy, worth 347 trillion Fazcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,240 Fazcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FNAFia is ranked 112,462nd in the world and 3rd in FNAF for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,204.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 410thBest Weather: 2,011thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,812thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,220thMost Authoritarian: 6,961stMost Devout: 7,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,599thLowest Crime Rates: 7,706thMost Conservative: 8,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,798thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,875thLargest Governments: 11,744thHealthiest Citizens: 12,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,955thMost Extreme: 20,463rd

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