The Free Land of Flowers 94 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.026 billion Flowers 94ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Flowers 94ian economy, worth 630 trillion Sunshines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,715 Sunshines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 94's national animal is the Honey bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flowers 94 is ranked 82,856^th in the world and 5^th in Flowers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.12 law-abiding acts per hour.