Population | 6.899 billion |
Currency | Sunshine |
Animal | Honey bee |
The Free Land of Flowers 9 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.899 billion Flowers 9ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The strong Flowers 9ian economy, worth 439 trillion Sunshines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,710 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flowers 9's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Flowers 9 is ranked 39,050th in the world and 10th in Flowers for Most Stationary, with 1,161.4645691622 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flowers 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Flowers 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Flowers 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Flowers 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Flowers 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 9, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 9, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 9, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 9, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 9, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.