Population | 6.853 billion |
Currency | Sunshine |
Animal | Honey bee |
The Free Land of Flowers 70 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.853 billion Flowers 70ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The very strong Flowers 70ian economy, worth 373 trillion Sunshines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 54,463 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is moderate. Flowers 70's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Flowers 70 is ranked 39,118th in the world and 70th in Flowers for Most Stationary, with 1,161.12757632232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Flowers 70 was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours.
- : Flowers 70 altered its national flag.