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Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,207thMost Primitive: 5,836thLargest Mining Sector: 15,666th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Flowers 70

Population6.853 billion

CurrencySunshine
AnimalHoney bee

The Free Land of Flowers 70 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.853 billion Flowers 70ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Flowers 70ian economy, worth 373 trillion Sunshines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 54,463 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is moderate. Flowers 70's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Flowers 70 is ranked 39,118th in the world and 70th in Flowers for Most Stationary, with 1,161.12757632232 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,207thMost Primitive: 5,836thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,666thMost Pacifist: 18,984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,481st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Flowers 70 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Flowers 70 was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 70, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours.
  • : Flowers 70 altered its national flag.

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