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Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,956th
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New York Times Democracy
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Flowers 58

Population6.856 billion

CurrencySunshine
AnimalHoney bee

The Free Land of Flowers 58 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.856 billion Flowers 58ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Flowers 58ian economy, worth 372 trillion Sunshines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,390 Sunshines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Flowers 58 City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Flowers 58 to be bombproof, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 58's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Flowers 58 is ranked 39,106th in the world and 58th in Flowers for Most Stationary, with 1,161.1618263004 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,956th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Flowers 58 to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, Flowers 58 City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flowers 58, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.

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