The Flor-Aussia of Floridian Australia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Florida Woman and Australia Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.472 billion Flor-Aussians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallahaberra. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flor-Aussie economy, worth 552 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,886 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, Florida Woman and Australia Man can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Floridian Australia's national animal is the Crocodiles, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Valsora RP.

Floridian Australia is ranked 307,399^th in the world and 4,943^rd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.