The Colony of Florida Man 1 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.004 billion Florida Man 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The very strong Florida Man 1ian economy, worth 299 trillion Somethings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,691 Somethings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Florida Man 1's national animal is the alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Florida Man 1 is ranked 92,755^th in the world and 42^nd in Empire of Love for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,186.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.