The Incorporated States of Flopfarm 380 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.867 billion Flopfarm 380ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Flopfarm 380ian economy, worth 174 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 93,465 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 380's national animal is the card.
Flopfarm 380 is ranked 141,515th in the world and 293rd in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,718.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flopfarm 380, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader.
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Flopfarm 380, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
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Flopfarm 380, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 380, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
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Flopfarm 380, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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Flopfarm 380, the military struggles with recruitment.
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Flopfarm 380, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
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Flopfarm 380, Flopfarm 380ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
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Flopfarm 380, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
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Flopfarm 380, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.