The Incorporated States of Flopfarm 376 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.874 billion Flopfarm 376ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.
The all-consuming Flopfarm 376ian economy, worth 196 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,778 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Governments opposing Flopfarm 376 are beset by rebels, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the Flopfarm 376 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 376's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Flopfarm 376 is ranked 249,720th in the world and 636th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flopfarm 376, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, the Flopfarm 376 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, governments opposing Flopfarm 376 are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Flopfarm 376, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 376, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.