The Republic of Flopfarm 200 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.479 billion Flopfarm 200ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 200ian economy, worth 482 trillion Flops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,813 Flops, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,864 per year while the poor average 13,858, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, organ donation is compulsory, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 200's national animal is the Flop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flopfarm 200 is ranked 88,158^th in the world and 80^th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Safest, scoring 88.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.