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Nudest: 26thMost Valuable International Artwork: 46thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 675th
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Flasankia Trash

Population1.321 billion


The Better Than You of Flasankia Trash is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.321 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 193 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,280 simps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 772,997 per year while the poor average 14,700, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Surf's up and hypothermia's down, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, genetic researchers have been expelled, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flasankia Trash is ranked 21,088th in the world and 950th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,602.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Nudest: 26thMost Valuable International Artwork: 46thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 675thLargest Gambling Industry: 916thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,682ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,749thTop
Most Influential: 2,825thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,418thFattest Citizens: 3,942ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,379thRudest Citizens: 4,603rdMost Avoided: 4,858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,408thLargest Retail Industry: 8,542ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,099thMost Armed: 11,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,547thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,198thHighest Average Incomes: 16,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,710thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,088thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,827thMost Inclusive: 24,953rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,797thMost Devout: 27,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,610th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 89th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 117th in the regionFattest Citizens: 132nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166th in the regionRudest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Armed: 313th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 478th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 533rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 585th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 588th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 718th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 733rd in the regionMost Influential: 780th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 948th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 950th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 958th in the regionMost Devout: 964th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 978th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,046th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,118th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,302nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, surf's up and hypothermia's down.
  • : Flasankia Trash was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Flasankia Trash voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, sex changes are routinely performed at Flasankia Trash's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Orado, Testnation223, Varisland, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Libertarianists States, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aerilia, Konolas, Aenglaland, Necromonia, Regallio, Walter Jackson, Guer Aike, Yaorozu, Card Kingdom, Hulldom, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Lemonbiscuits, Bankowiata, Western Vapia, The Windmilluminati, Scroplia, Free Culture, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, Omicron Persei V111, The Bureaucratic Territories, Filibustra, Shibutani, Ellbonnia, Ardonii, Omnistria, Kwaj, Chukstik Illahi, Zyvetskistaahn, Eurochina, Pazair, Paradise and Zion, Tachycardia, Vexilia, Sojenre, Unsophisticate, Ohiyo, The Erie Doctrine, Capablanca, Dicko, and 171 others.Kree Turrytopia, United States of Dictators, Wilkshire, Felpolandia, Dreadton, Pinguioris, Former English Colony, Toilet Man, Q w e r t y, Panama Coalition, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Dogtopia of Oz, Seanat, Zupla, Pleroma Sans Romans, Hardscrabble, Zokk, Xagill, Ayuzhhhhh, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Fatski land, New Lakemba, ForestMythal, North Bratislava, Wooleystan, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Kranostav, Parpyduckland, Miyasaka, Alice Gardens, Etaima, Surb Clant, Pinky Queen, Sil Dorsett, Nordic-British Union, Kandorith, Frances Francis the First of France, Bongo Mountain, Unshleepd, Gurou, The Rhein States, Siwale, Heilhum Imperius, Kastonvia, Etanur, Ishtimbine, Bees Land, Tyirza, Berke Khan, Liberepublia, Napnap, Sea Star Islands, Simone Republic, Choi Aeguka, Antiyard, Sechiole, Ice and Tinian, Wisconsota, Guslantis, PotatoFarmers, Sunto, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Pigeonstan, XD 2, Pradovnia, Twinbrook, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Alfenheim, Oannia, KAP03land, 1 very fast endotarter, SteelFists, Cowbridge, Yokciq Empire, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, Psykistria, Napnomadia, Riocht mor Daraen, Jorni, The Austro Germanic Union, Artoriticitys, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Volletnia, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Esteneng, Zelenaya Dolina, Runeda, Kurkmeistan, Revrielleverizzlan, Imperial Pieserged, Wisso, The Arverni Lands, Flurbleland, Eternal Skies, United Russian Siberia, Cobolica, Joevala, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Siatin, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, The northern Polish territories, Canadamerica, Atrito, Federation Terra Australis, Davidianian, FLORRP, The Zheng Dynasty, Hiyzis, Notans Kir, Intion North, South Japan, Radicaster, Ljus, Travislavania, Greater Cesnica, Bud Prussia, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Maott, Idotistanistan, Alqaran, King Rainbow Cat, Demidexia, Hentaigraado, Antipodea and Allies, Two Yellow Star, New Brazil of South, Segesta, Galbadiana, Darkanistan, Boennesis, Tsandonown, Arhuvattan, Demorth Sarsland, Piura, New Soges, Inferior Impor, Waystar Fujiwara International, Mazke, East Plate, Adria and the Slovenes, Iukatia, Furballland in TNP, FurryFeet, Perikuresu, Uttarakhand, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, New-Ferytland, Cult of Silence, Harjad, Landraya, Viriva, New Trisone, Magnvm Dainamia, Smithsonia, and Innocentic.