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Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death Grand Emperor Vladimir Novgorod IV
Most Devout: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Flarbinia

Population27.333 billion

CapitalDeroth Ungol
LeaderGrand Emperor Vladimir Novgorod IV
FaithChurch Of Crulmoxius

CurrencyShark'towel
AnimalHellhound

The Galactic Empire of Flarbinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Vladimir Novgorod IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.333 billion Flarbinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deroth Ungol. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Flarbinian economy, worth an astonishing 17,915 trillion Shark'towels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 655,468 Shark'towels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,088,135 per year while the poor average 156,529, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, new urban roads are threatening city parks, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flarbinia's national animal is the Hellhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church Of Crulmoxius.

Flarbinia is ranked 12,712th in the world and 193rd in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 4,015 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Devout: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 39thMost Cultured: 60thMost Efficient Economies: 90thMost Patriotic: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 134thLargest Retail Industry: 142ndHighest Average Incomes: 151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndLargest Mining Sector: 173rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185thHighest Economic Output: 219thLowest Crime Rates: 242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 395thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 497thRudest Citizens: 588thLargest Governments: 647thFattest Citizens: 715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 784thLargest Gambling Industry: 877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 900thMost Pacifist: 932ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,223rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,229thMost Avoided: 1,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,066thSmartest Citizens: 2,314thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,310thMost Developed: 5,511thLargest Black Market: 6,275thLargest Populations: 6,846thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,564thMost Stationary: 11,341stMost Influential: 12,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,322ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,269th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Avoided: 126th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 315th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 469th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 526th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 638th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 937th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, Grand Emperor Vladimir Novgorod IV's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarbinia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.

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