The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.311 billion Funnymens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,493 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,453 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 841,443 per year while the poor average 62,095, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 530^th in the world and 30^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 45,727.63 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.