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Kitten Mittens :3 Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Most Valuable International Artwork: 338thLargest Retail Industry: 530thLargest Insurance Industry: 669th
The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of
Corporate Police State
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Vassal
Civil Rights
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Economy
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FiTzGEraLdLAnD

Population13.311 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Asparagus And Beef Broccoli of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.311 billion Funnymens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Funnymenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,493 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,453 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 841,443 per year while the poor average 62,095, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 530th in the world and 30th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 45,727.63 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 338thLargest Retail Industry: 530thLargest Insurance Industry: 669thFattest Citizens: 714thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 990thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,426thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,899thMost Secular: 1,909thLargest Mining Sector: 1,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,968thMost Avoided: 2,021stMost Influential: 2,246thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,801stMost Armed: 2,843rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,959thMost Efficient Economies: 3,261stLargest Black Market: 3,426thHighest Average Incomes: 3,479thRudest Citizens: 4,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,552ndHighest Economic Output: 4,688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,636thMost Patriotic: 8,508thLargest Governments: 10,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,684thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,435thSmartest Citizens: 17,370thLargest Populations: 24,110th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 486th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 617th in the region

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