NATION

PASSWORD

Whatever
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,305thMost Armed: 8,099thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,058th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Firstflame

Population1.568 billion

CapitalFirstFlame
LeaderDudebro Whateverman
FaithFirstness

CurrencyClik
AnimalFox

The Republic of Firstflame is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dudebro Whateverman with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 1.568 billion Idiots are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FirstFlame. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Firstflamean economy, worth 113 trillion Cliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,119 Cliks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstflame's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Firstness.

Firstflame is ranked 110,227th in the world and 11th in Appalcadia for Most Extreme, scoring 17.16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,305thMost Armed: 8,099thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,058thMost Conservative: 15,347thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,983rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Firstflame was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Firstflame was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Firstflame was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstflame, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.

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