First Marcos Empire of the Philippines
Population | 3.996 billion |
Capital | Camaynila-an |
Leader | Pareng Marcos |
Faith | Iclesía ng Nuevong Socíedad |
Currency | imelda |
Animal | Mapagdasal squid-shark |
The Holy Mangsulong Federation of First Marcos Empire of the Philippines is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pareng Marcos with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.996 billion Marcosanons are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camaynila-an. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Marcosanon economy, worth 964 trillion imeldas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 241,280 imeldas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,169,491 per year while the poor average 3,362, a ratio of 645 to 1.
It is rumoured that Pareng Marcos uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and most pop videos prominently feature the Marcosanon flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Marcos Empire of the Philippines's national animal is the Mapagdasal squid-shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Iclesía ng Nuevong Socíedad.
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines is ranked 64,963rd in the world and 23rd in Philippines for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 56.69 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, most pop videos prominently feature the Marcosanon flag.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, it is rumoured that Pareng Marcos uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, shorter foreigners are often forcibly deported on suspicion of working for the World Assembly.
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First Marcos Empire of the Philippines resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
First Marcos Empire of the Philippines, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.