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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stMost Pacifist: 640th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Fire beetles

Population3.898 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Fire beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.898 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Firian economy, worth 785 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,614 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Fire beetles is ranked 266,272nd in the world and 92nd in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stMost Pacifist: 640thNicest Citizens: 650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 777thSafest: 790thLargest Welfare Programs: 822ndMost Inclusive: 825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,512thHighest Food Quality: 1,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,582ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,589thBest Weather: 1,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,024thLargest Governments: 2,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,113thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,474thTop
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Most Developed: 3,028thLowest Crime Rates: 3,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,116thMost Cultured: 3,705thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,722ndSmartest Citizens: 3,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,905thMost Efficient Economies: 4,052ndMost Income Equality: 4,112thMost Secular: 5,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,255thHighest Average Incomes: 7,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,482ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 26,186th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, most ambassadors from Fire beetles retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, atheists on vacation find Athyism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Fire beetles, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified.

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