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You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,067th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population19.128 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.128 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,806 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 220,861st in the world and 6,259th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 29.59426578188 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,067thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,119thHighest Economic Output: 16,954thLargest Populations: 17,818thMost Authoritarian: 19,773rdMost Secular: 20,449thSafest: 21,010thLowest Crime Rates: 21,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,611thMost Pacifist: 28,725thLargest Governments: 29,507th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 401st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 538th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 827th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 903rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 970th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 982nd in the region

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