The Dump of Finla-Polna-land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grace of Finla Polna Land Hurr of Durr with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.821 billion Finla-Polna-landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ephyra. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finla-Polna-landian economy, worth 183 trillion FinPo Monetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,565 FinPo Monetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, every workday begins with group therapy, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finla-Polna-land's national animal is the Kermode Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bruh-ism.

Finla-Polna-land is ranked 14,628^th in the world and 254^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,648.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.