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Built to Last.
Most Subsidized Industry: 51stMost Ignorant Citizens: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 153rd
The Candlewhisper Archive Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Finalanswer Archive

Population15.832 billion

CapitalLastplace
LeaderOmega Zak
FaithNihilism

CurrencyLast Resort
AnimalTerminal Zebra

The Candlewhisper Archive Puppet of Finalanswer Archive is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Omega Zak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.832 billion Zaarchiveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lastplace. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Finalanswer Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,334 trillion Last Resorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 210,611 Last Resorts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids, euthanasia is illegal, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Finalanswer Archive for ignoring crimes against humanity, and the country has essentially become 15.832 billion nations within a nation. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Finalanswer Archive's national animal is the Terminal Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Finalanswer Archive is ranked 114,148th in the world and 350th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 340.0261365498 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 51stMost Ignorant Citizens: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171stMost Primitive: 205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 295thMost Corrupt Governments: 326thMost Avoided: 373rdHighest Crime Rates: 647thFattest Citizens: 758thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 795thLargest Retail Industry: 857thLargest Black Market: 1,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,175thMost Efficient Economies: 2,387thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,941stMost Armed: 4,822ndMost Secular: 5,132ndHighest Economic Output: 6,250thLargest Governments: 6,689thHighest Average Incomes: 8,699thNudest: 8,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,026thMost Influential: 14,352ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,377thMost Conservative: 21,889thLargest Populations: 24,366th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, the country has essentially become 15.832 billion nations within a nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Finalanswer Archive for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, short is not always sweet.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Finalanswer Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Finalanswer Archive was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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