The Federal Republic of Filipiac is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 504 million Filipiacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordivium. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The powerhouse Filipiacian economy, worth 41.9 trillion Phils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 83,190 Phils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filipiac's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Filipiac is ranked 238,312^th in the world and 3,818^th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 80.75 cheeks per square mile.