The Disputed Territories of Fieldhouses is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Custodian with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-working population of 2.602 billion Fieldhousesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Locker Rooms. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Fieldhousesian economy, worth 152 trillion Worthless Papers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,656 Worthless Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, The Custodian has just been declared ruler of Fieldhouses in an international press conference, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Fieldhouses's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Fieldhouses's national animal is the Pigeon and its national religion is Team Spirit.

Fieldhouses is ranked 244,424^th in the world and 2^nd in Crowntail continent for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 806.89 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.